If you click on this post and listen to these songs you will be very, very sad. You’ve been warned. Proceed with caution.
Eagles – “Hotel California”
I don’t care if this song is about a brothel or an insane asylum, or even an actual hotel, it doesn’t matter. The hotel is lame and the song is totally stupid.
Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
A lot of people are sick of this song. Which isn’t the song’s fault! But at the end of the day, no one’s calling you. Stop asking.
Maroon 5 – “Moves Like Jagger”
Adam Levine is modern pop music’s greatest monster.
Fun. – “We Are Young”
Kings Of Leon to Foster The People to Fun., they’re the 2nd day leftovers of radio indie rock. No thank you.
Paris Hilton – “Stars Are Blind”
Totally forgot Paris Hilton existed. Where’s she been lately? Either way, her song was terrible.
Owl City – “Fireflies”
When you consider the age of the guy from Owl City compared to the average age of his tween fans, this song has a really creepy vibe to it. Also, it’s just a tremendously horrible song.
Lady Antebellum – “Need You Now”
Let’s group in all of pop country while we’re at it.
UB40 – “Red Red Wine”
This song was bad when it first came out, sure, but it has since somehow become even more terrible, and could be considered the official soundtrack of terrible barbecue cookouts everywhere.
The Offspring – “Pretty Fly For A White Guy”
The whole late 90s spiked hair, Hawaiian shirts, and JNCO jeans skate culture was really disgusting looking back on it.
Green Day – Good Riddance
Sorry Green Day, this song is lame, and hearing it during every slideshow about graduation ever is even lamer.
Blind Melon – “No Rain”
The bee girl made this song famous, sure, but cute bee girl or not, this song is annoying as all hell.
