What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear!

Gummy bears

Explanation: The soft, red part that your teeth seem to come out of is called your gums. Your gums will likely bleed a little after losing a tooth, but this is nothing to be concerned about.

A gummy bear is a type of candy (also spelled gummi bear). I like how they feel when I bite into them.

Colorful gummy bears

Even a bear without teeth probably still has gums. This play on words makes him a gummy bear and makes this joke funny.

Hey, don’t go yet, here are other jokes for you.

This is somewhat funny or inspiring I don’t know you decide

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

Ocean Wave

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What did the banana do when he saw the monkey? The banana split.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

How do bees get to school? They take the school buzz.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

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What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

At what time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? No that’s too cheesy.

A slice of hot Italian pizza with stretching cheese. Pizza four cheeses with basil.

What does a frog in Paris eat? French Flies.

What did Dory order from McDonald’s? The Big Mackerel!

Why couldn’t Captain America find Thor’s brother? He was Low-key!

What did one strand of DNA say to the other? ‘Stop copying me!

What’s a cheetah favorite color? Purrr-ple!

Where do you learn to skate? At boarding school!

How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark!


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