Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Explanation: The soft, red part that your teeth seem to come out of is called your gums. Your gums will likely bleed a little after losing a tooth, but this is nothing to be concerned about.
A gummy bear is a type of candy (also spelled gummi bear). I like how they feel when I bite into them.
Even a bear without teeth probably still has gums. This play on words makes him a gummy bear and makes this joke funny.
Hey, don’t go yet, here are other jokes for you.
This is somewhat funny or inspiring I don’t know you decide
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the tree take a nap? For rest!
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey? The banana split.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
How do bees get to school? They take the school buzz.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Are you okay? Yes, I’m pine.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said: “It’s dark down here, isn’t it?” The other replied: “I don’t know, I can’t see.”
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple!
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
At what time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? No that’s too cheesy.
What does a frog in Paris eat? French Flies.
What did Dory order from McDonald’s? The Big Mackerel!
Why couldn’t Captain America find Thor’s brother? He was Low-key!
What did one strand of DNA say to the other? ‘Stop copying me!‘
What’s a cheetah favorite color? Purrr-ple!
Where do you learn to skate? At boarding school!
How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark!
