How to join the illuminati?
Be From an Old Money Family
Money is the key requirement for joining the Illuminati, and many of the Cabal’s most powerful families also happen to be among its wealthiest.
Get Rich in Business
They will come hunting for you even if you weren’t born rich; if you make enough money on your own, believe me they will come for you.
Be Male
To rise to the highest levels of the Illuminati, you pretty much have to be a dude. An old, white dude, at that.
Become a Famous Pop Star
You might quickly join the Illuminati if you download the most recent version of Auto Tune, put on some makeup, and hire a Swedish songwriting team.
Or be a Famous Rapper
Rappers are obsessed with the Illuminati, and in turn, the Illuminati are said to be especially eager to add rappers as members. They’ve long (allegedly) had their hooks into Jay-Z, Kanye, Dr. Dre, and others. Could you be next?
Become a Famous Actor
Every major Hollywood star, from Tom Cruise to Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie, and everyone in between, is alleged to be a member of the Cabal.
Be Elected President of the United States
Every president, from Washington through to Obama, has been alleged to either be in the Cabal or acting as a puppet of the Cabal.
Or Even Just Run for President
The fact is that in order to get to the position where the Cabal elevates you to the presidency, you have to already be a pretty big wheel.
Work for the Federal Government
Virtually every government agency, including the CIA, FBI, FEMA, the CDC, DOD, IRS, and NASA, all have heavy Illuminati penetration.
Work in the Medical Establishment
Doctor? Nurse? Medical researcher? Pharmaceutical sales rep? It’s all good, you too can join the Illuminati!
Work in the Financial Industry
The Cabal controls massive assets around the world, so if you want to get in on that, go work for a bank, a hedge fund, a finance company, or pretty much anyone who handles money.
Or Work in Any High-Tech Industry, really.
If you go far enough, you could be the next Bill Gates – himself thought to be a high-ranking Illuminatus.
Be Jewish
It’s alleged that the very heart of the Illuminati consists of ancient Jewish banking clans who meet in secret every year and decide how the world will be run. Some Illuminati watchers see every Jewish person as a member of the Cabal, influencing all decisions everywhere. They also see non-Jewish people as Jewish people in hiding. It can get a little confusing.
Be Catholic
The Catholic Church is alleged to have enormous power in the Illuminati through its rituals and secret societies. It’s thought that the Pope himself is the go-between for the Cabal and Satan.
Or skip the Middleman and Worship Satan.
Find a Church of Satan meeting, a blood ritual, or a human sacrifice and volunteer to help if you wish to join the Illuminati.
The Illuminati is intensely secretive. Nobody knows who truly a member is, how it works, who really leads it or even if it really exists. (It does. Allegedly.)
